An Alphysicist's Tale

One of my favorite book when I was a kid was The Trumpeter of Krakow.  I loved everything about it, but probably my favorite part was naturally the alchemist subplot.  Before reading the book, I had never heard of the historical alchemists and their attempts to turn lead into gold.  Everyone laughs now at their stupidity in trying to carry out an impossible task, but I always knew that what they were doing in theory was possible.  Their ignorant mistake was in thinking they could turn lead into gold through chemical reactions.  It is possible, theoretically, to turn lead into gold, you just need physics to figure out how to alter the nucleus of lead.  Lead has an atomic number of 82 while gold's is 79. This  means that lead differs from gold by having three more protons in its nucleus and three more electrons revolving around said nucleus.  If a process could be developed to remove three protons from lead, it can be turned into gold.  What is needed then is alphysics, not alchemy.

The photo at the top of this post might look like a simple statue, but it is actually a professor who was a pioneer in the field of alphysics.  He devised a process for turning every molecule in his body into lead.  Unfortunately, the reverse process wasn't successful.  His students immediately went to work to try and figure out where he went wrong.  They worked diligently, but couldn't do it.  Recently, funding for the project was pulled as it wasn't considered a high priority.  And so the professor sits diligently, waiting for the day when physics has advanced enough to find a way to turn him back.

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Synthetic Biology: Its promises and curse

After much meandering in my career, I am finally starting to put together a project I can take with me in pursuit of my own appointment.  One thing that finally moved me to take this step is the possibilities that are offered by the capabilities of synthetic biology.  DNA production has gotten so cheap that you can get any gene you want to work with synthetically produced.  No more begging other researchers to send you plasmids of something you want to work with.  For the work I intend to do, this will allow me to express any protein I want to work with recombinantly and look at it in the manner I want to.

The increased affordability of synthetically produced biological macromolecules stands to greatly improve the productivity of scientists.  Cheaply produced RNA is probably next in line, which will make the the ability to transcribe and purify RNA a lost and obsolete art.  It will make it easier for scientists with no previous experience in RNA to work with it.

The curse of synthetic biology is the potential it can create for the production of bio-weapons, something that is a plot point in my book.  With the genome sequences of viruses out there, anybody can order a viral genome to work on and mutate.  While the technology isn't there to turn these viral genomes into infectious agents, that is rapidly changing, as outlined in this story about J. Craig Venter and his work creating synthetic life.

Why I'm watching sports less and less

For most of my life I have been an absolute sports fanatic.  I would follow almost every sport to some degree, watch whatever game I was on.  I could even watch the same Sportscenter hour after hour. All of that has changed recently, however.  Any desire I have had to watch and follow sports has abruptly disappeared.  I might still have a game on while I am doing other things, and I will peruse the scores every morning, but something has significantly changed for me.

I've read several posts in the manosphere deploring men to play sports, not watch sports.  These posts have helped point out to me how watching sports is a passive activity that can often be a waste of time when there are more important activities one can actively engage in.  For me, this realization came after several incidents in sports that have made me feel that they are no longer worth watching and following.  The SJWs have been attacking sports for several years, and the various league's have been giving in on one front after another.  Sometimes it feels like the games are secondary to whatever "message" needs to be conveyed from week to week.

A significant portion of my turning away from sports can more accurately be described as a turning away from sports journalism, which has been so fully captured by the SJWs that there seems to be almost no coverage of the actual games anymore.  Of course, this is a trend that stared long ago and has a lot of causes.  The people who work for ESPN came to believe long ago that they were bigger then the sports they covered, and everything at the network has reflected that.  I remember several years ago, shortly after LeBron James announced he was going to the Heat on his ESPN special, a friend of mine on Facebook said that ESPN no longer covered sports, they consisted of nothing other then rumors and speculation, most of which was wrong.  The personalities there want to make names for themselves, and they seem to believe the best way to do that is to report scoops, not the games themselves.

I feel like I would be remiss if I didn't mention the worst offender in the poor sports coverage department, NBC's Football Night in America.  The show is so atrocious that I almost believe it was put together with the purpose of making football so boring no one will want to watch the sport.  It's an hour and a half show that is supposed to cover the action of the day, but shows almost zero highlights.  I truly believe that Chris Berman's fastest three minutes in football contains more highlights then this show.  Still, the highlights are better then the analysis, which is done by former players and coaches who seem to have less knowledge of the game then someone watching it for the first time.  Then, once the analysis is over, they go to Peter King and Mike Florio, who somehow are getting big money to tell us such things as "You know that guy whose leg bent in a way that legs aren't supposed to bend and got carted off the field howling in pain with a bone protruding from his skin.  My "insider sources" tell me he's going to be out for a while.  At least two weeks."

Billing Companies, Collections, and the Economy

Earlier I wrote a post about the trouble my sister's radiology practice was having with their billing company.  For some reason they could never understand, the billing company was unwilling to pass along the money it owed them.  They never figured out what the problem was, and at the time I wondered if Obamacare regulations had screwed up medical billing.  I'm starting to re-think what might have been going on with that situation as my university has recently had some problems with billing.

About a week ago, I got an email from the company that does our DNA sequencing that they did not receive payment for several orders.  After I inquired about it, I found out the university did pay the billing company that handles payments for the sequencing company.  Several other labs at the school received similar notices.  The sequencing company specifically mentioned they didn't get their money from the billing company, so it would appear the billing company is at fault here.

When I found out what the situation was, I couldn't help but notice the similarities between this and the one my sister experienced.  I'm wondering what the overlap might be, if there is any.  I tried to look up the billing company to see what kinds of accounts they handle.  I was curious to see if they do medical billing too, but I couldn't find out anything about them.  It's possible they do medical billing too, and their problems stem from that.

Of course the big question is why these billing companies aren't passing along the money.  For some reason, they're in such dire straits that they're holding on to what money they can and trying to extract it from whoever they can fool into overpaying.  If the problem is Obamacare, then at least the problem is regulatory and confined to the medical/scientific sector.  What really worries me is the fact the problem might be more general economics.  I worry that there is just no money out there for these companies to collect, and that is why they are acting the way they are.  If this is true, then the economy is undoubtedly much worse then the media and our politicians are letting on.

In the email I received from the billing company, they said if we didn't settle our accounts, they would report our debt as outstanding.  It made me remember this story that stated 1/3 of Americans have an unpaid debt in collections.  The story contains a map that shows the region by region data. When the story broke, many commenters made a point that the South has more people with debt in collections then other areas of the country.  I wonder how accurate some of the data is, as the map appears to show that Detroit isn't actually too bad about paying its debts.  This would be the same Detroit that had a major controversy over unpaid water bills.  The same Detroit where half the residents don't pay their property taxes.

It should be noted the story about unpaid debts only concerned those actually reported to collection agencies.  A lot of businesses might not report debts if they believe there isn't much chance of getting their money.  I had an uncle who had this attitude with his medical practice.  As a consequence, regions that are horrible about paying their debts might not actually show it in certain data.  I wonder if there's a similar dynamic occurring with the billing problems I'm seeing with our sequencer's billing company.  They've been hopelessly stiffed by so many other companies they are trying to go after any business that has money.  The big question I have is, what makes them think universities have money?  We're in the middle of a higher education bubble.

Locomotive Roundhouse

I recently went to this old-style locomotive roundhouse that some millionaire built near my father's hometown.  It's meant to be a replica of the 19th century roundhouses where locomotives were repaired.  There is a website for it you can visit here.  It's not open to the public yet, as they currently don't seem willing to go through all the permit processes they would need to in order to open it as a public museum.   I was able to visit it as the education association for my dad's old high school had a fundraising event there.  While I'm not much of a train aficionado, it was interesting to go through and just marvel at what they built.  Most of the tour was about the things they had to do to construct it, such as hauling enough dirt to raise the ground 4-6 feet.  It's unfathomable to think someone spent so much money on something as a personal hobby.  I hope one day he or someone else will be willing to open it to the public, because it is quite the sight to see.

World War I Revisionism

I wrote previously about World War I and some myths surrounding it here and here. I recently came across this article detailing the myths of World War I and the Versailles treaty that were perpetuated by John Maynard Keynes.  It is a very interesting read.